60% homeskooled…

As the Malaise has returned, and I’m pretty busy with 2 jobs and school, here is something that might amuse my 7 readers:

Growing up/now
[ ] Own/have owned a denim jumper
[x] You were at least 13 when you got your first “trendy” haircut(does the bowl cut count?)
[x] Everything in your closet at some time was referred to as modest
[x] You do/have tucked things in that should be tucked in
[ ] You have been a member of at least 3 co-ops
[x] You were a true 16 and never been kissed
[x] Your mom drives/drove a van of some sort
[x] You have at least one childhood picture where you, your mom, and all you siblings matched.
[ ] You are/were/will be a PSEO Student(nope, Zoo School saved me from that)
[x] At some point in your life you were more comfortable with adults than kids your own age
Total: 7

[x] You use big words that most adults could not use in conversation
[x] You can use the words sublime, epiphany, and cognicent correctly
[ ] You have a favorite word.
[x] You have an understanding of Latin root words and how to use them
[ ] People from the outside world are referred to as public schoolers
[x] You or one of your siblings knit.
[ ] You laugh at the decline in literacy in America
[x] You score constantly higher than “public schoolers” on standardized tests.
[ ] You have no concept of cafeteria food
[ ] Family vacations are usually referred to as Field Trips
Total so far: 12

[x] You read books on a regular basis
[x] You have taken part in a political protest
[ ] You were a Pride and Prejudice fan before the movie
[x] You were a Lord of the Rings fan prior to the movie
[x] You were a Chronicles of Narnia fan before the movie
[ ] You speak a language other than English
[ ] You dream of dating characters from books instead of celebrities
Total so far: 17

It is assumed that you:
[ ] Have won many spelling bees, even though you haven’t
[x] Have no social life
[ ] Have no friends of the opposite gender
[ ] Are outstandingly smart
[ ] Only listen to classical music
[ ] Play piano or the violin
[x] Do not own a pair of trendy jeans
[ ] Have no knowledge of drugs or alcohol
[x] Don’t date, only court.
[ ] Have never been to a “party”(thanks for that one, Sean)
Total so far: 20

You’ve been asked more then 10 times:
[x] If you wore pajamas to school
[x] If you mom teaches you or if somebody else’s mom does
[x] How do you meet people
[x] Why you aren’t in school
[x] If you get days off whenever you want
[x] If your going to be homeschooled through college
[x] If you have a big family
[x] What your parents are protecting you from
[ ] To quote something famous
[x] For the answer, because supposedly homeschoolers always have all the answers.
Total so far: 28

You have rebelled by:
[x] Listening to “Worldly music”
[x] Wearing black fingernail polish
[ ] Wearing tight clothes or letting your midriff show
[ ] Watching a *gasp* PG-13 movie
Grand Total: 30
Multiply you answer by 2 and post it as –% HOMESKOOLED


~ by thecox on January 17, 2008.

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