Do 1-armed pushups like…

Continuing the saga of my straight-razor and me; I’ve decided it’s time to come of with a name for it. You see, unlike my Gillette 14-titanium blade face scraper®, my new razor has character. At first I was think of calling it Dracula, because it does seem to draw a bit of blood. But as the nicks and cuts grow fewer and more far(farrer?) between, that names seems less appropriate.

I started thinking of it’s attributes, and that’s how I came upon a name: Jack Palance.

You see, my razor is:

  • Old School
  • Efficient
  • Dangerous
  • Masculine
  • Utilitarian
  • Dependable
  • Overall pretty bad-ass

And you guessed it, so is Jack Palance.


~ by thecox on December 8, 2006.

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