Part II: Electric Bugaloo…

Now, I present the alternate lyrics to Zoot Suit Riot: Youth Group Riot

 

Who’s that whisperin in your ear

 

It’s a girl and that’s so queer

 

Keep your hands where I can see

 

Mess with Kuklock, you’ll get beat

 

Home schoolers came to see what

 

The big noise is all about

 

Zip those sleeping bags up

 

Because 10 pm is lights out

 

 

 

Youth group riot

 

Makin out under the stairs

 

Youth group riot

 

Watch the girls break down in tears

 

 

 

Hopped up hormone crazed, funked-out band,

 

This worship session getting out of hand,

 

Cut me some slack because you understand, no one else is giving us a hand

 

There just comes a point time when you can’t yell loud enough,

 

How come you can’t see that, at 14 it isn’t love?

 

 

 

Youth group riot

 

Makin out under the stairs

 

Youth group riot

 

Watch the girls break down in tears

 

 

 

You’re in a youth group riot

 

You’re in a youth group riot

 

You’re in a youth group riot

 

Oh, You put me in a bus, and expect me to keep it shut,

 

When you’re not lookin man, I’m gonna touch that new girls butt.

 

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~ by thecox on August 23, 2006.

2 Responses to “Part II: Electric Bugaloo…”

  1. That was terrific.

    For whatever reason I’m reminded of your short-lived but beloved character Ruben Spaetzle:

    “This song was approved by Jeff Groen himself!”

  2. P.S. Didn’t our Karaoke Comcast channel have “Zoot Suit Riot” on it? Man we could have some fun with that…

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